Uncle Eric & Lindsey are Crazy!

Uncle Eric (Mom's brother) and his beautiful girlfriend (whom I will someday steal and conquer as my own) FINALLY came all the way from Arizona to visit.  I mean, I'm 6 weeks old already.  What the hell?

Mom and Grandpa went to pick them up from the airport and decided to leave me home with Grandma.  We took care of each other:

(YES, this is boob milk...mom couldn't be 2 places at once. Don't go thinking I'm a formula drinker ::shudder:: I've never touched the stuff)

 As soon as Eric and The Lovely Lindsey hopped in the car, both exclaimed their disappointment regarding the lack of babyness in the car.  Oops! I was home, being all well-fed and snugly.

When the finally did arrive, both rushed over to see me.  The last time we saw each other looked like this:

First, Unc decided that I needed to be hoisted like Simba from The Lion King:

See the similarities?  Yeah I think the above picture should have gone a little more like this:

But I just didn't have it in me.

Anyway.  Lindsey anxiously awaited the hand-off from Mr. Stingy Pants Eric so that she could make faces at me in attempts to win a smile.

It worked momentarily, but it was late and I really just wanted to grunt, stretch, eat and go back to sleep.

So, we met again in the morning.

See how gorgeous she is?  Looks like I'm sleeping; but really, I'm taking a peak down her shirt.  Hey! It's what I do...I'm a boob man.  And see? No ring on her finger? Yeah Unc, I'm going to steal her.

Mom had decided that night that it was late, she didn't want to drive back home, she didn't feel well since she was passing those awesome kidney stones I had been hearing so much about, and she wanted to spend maximum time with Unc and My Lady Friend so we decided to spend the night.  

Also that morning, I hung out with Grandpa: 

Nice jammies.

Then we went to wake Eric.  We had some skin-time, but it was me who fell asleep.  I also managed to find my thumb for the first time:

(to see how Mom got rid of my horrible baby acne, click HERE)

Check out my killer biceps.

After that, we went downstairs for a diaper change, where I proceeded to assstound and assstonish with my "Big Noises From Little Butt Cheeks" routine.  Seriously, I'm amazing.  (It even says so in the 'Labels' at the bottom of this post. [ok fine, it says "I'm Awesome" but really, same thing.])

Later that weekend, we went home to get things ready to go to my other Aunt and Uncle's house for Easter.  Dad discovered there was something wrong with our dog, Brutus:

(handsome doggy)

So Mom called the Emergency Vet, because after all, it was Easter and the regular vet wasn't open.  They confirmed what she suspected, that Bloat.  Because of his age and the fact that it is incurable, Mom and Dad thought certain that they were taking him to put him down. :(  I got to go hang out with Uncle Eric and my girlfriend Lady Lindsey while they handled business. [luckily, it wasn't the bloat, but degenerative disk disease,  causing the poor bastard pain when he bent to try to poo, thus not poo-ing for a few days, resulting in poo back up and protrusion of his left rib cage.]  Mom says it was one hell of a vet bill to find out your dog has a bad back and can't poo.

So there ya have it. I love Uncle Eric and Lindsey and I'm sad they don't live closer.  We have however, decided to shoot periodical videos (that's right, I've now added "Movie Star" to my repertoire) and link them to our YouTube channel so they can see all of the super fantastical things I can do.  You're welcome to check them out as well. 

(I hope I'm as good looking as this guy when I get to be old like him)